Monday, December 31, 2007

The last jumpoff before the new year!?

......was at Classic Bowl?! That's right. Every store and group was represented there to win a coveted trophy of bowling pride. Lanes were represented from everyone from Huf, FTCSF, TrueSF, Wild n Crazy Kids, Stussy, and many more. I would say that the pitchers flowed like water fountains and the bowling was epic.
Lanes were filled to the gills!The TrueSF lane was reppin hard. I was there most of the time pourin it up....literally as Hiro(TrueSF) shows here. ahaha

It's all fam. Hiro(TrueSF), Nick(TrueSF) with the funniest face of the year, Dom(BlahBlahvie) and Ree(TrueSF,BlahBlahvie)
Jordane(HufSF, Jumpxzine) with his homie. No homo!
Wild'nCrazyKids/Risky Business was holdin down their own lane as wellParty's aren't parties unless Jameel(HufSF) is there of course.
Goodbye 07. Shit was rough, but with family and friends that keep striving for the top, the possibilities are going to be endless. 08 is gonna be that year. You can put that on everything. Till next year! DirtbagsAnonymous all day in 08!

Monday, December 24, 2007

ENOCH stikes again?!

Yet again! At pier 23. Here's a couple documented images.


Sebastian(Fitted Hawaii) was home for the holidays sittin shotty. Obviously a big change, sun and sand vs cold and concrete!Mikey Manifest(IC3) on the mic

Enoch , P-funk and CY
Beetiki and E-mass killin it as usual.
Ryan was liking the performances obviously. haha
It's all family. The end

Monday, December 17, 2007


Season's greetings, I just caught the trailer for a highly anticipated movie: The Dark Knight. I'm a fan of the Christian Bale version of Batman.. and by the looks of it the Heath Ledger version of Joker is going to be a good one. FYE:


P.S. Watch "Harsh Times" if you haven't yet, another good performance from Christian Bale..
P.P.S. Carlo Ang will be here on Wednesday, everybody get your confetti out for the parade! :)

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

At Last!

Wow, 2 posts in one night! It really is the season of giving. Well anyway, the Giants finally pulled the trigger and did something this off-season. We acquired Aaron Rowand on a 5 year $60 million deal, he played for the Phillies last year.. he'll give the Giants offense SOME sort of pulse. He's no Bonds but he's also not roided out =/

Hope he's ready for a loooong season.


Say Hello to the Bad Guy

Remember the Grey Album? Well another DJ has done it again with Jay-Z's new album.. DJ Skee (I'm not really familiar with him) has mashed up the American Gangster Acapella album with the soundtrack from the Godfather. It's going to be called "American Godfather" Here's a trailer for it:

Should be interesting!


Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Tis the Season to Be Jolly

AND if you're not feeling the love yet just check this link out and I guarantee you'll feel a bit more festive. The Dirtbags and I have practicing a Christmas dance for you guys.



Monday, December 10, 2007

Five Reasons why Kyle is the King of Crunk






He's got one thing right. Crank aint dead!!! Move over Lil' Jon, theres a new King of Crunk.


Shit Happens

Baseball fan or not, this is jaw-dropping..

Moral of the clip: You never know when your time's up. Enjoy the holidays and stay away from objects moving at 95mph.

Happy holidays,

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Amidst madness

Yes we've all seen the Fully Flared video at this point. I'm not gonna say anything except YES the skating is awesome, YES that when you thought their skits couldn't crazier Spike Jonze uped the ante(intro>!?), and YES it is the video of the year.

I'm gonna go into my little corner in the Peninsula to bust out some nostalgia amonst this madness of Fully Flared and show a little part from my friend Mike Sutter. If you're from the peninsula you have probably met him one way or another. In a lack of a better term, he's EVERYWHERE. Enjoy his part. Thanks

P.S ASB SOUTH CITY ALL DAY!You know what it is Mike!

Friday, December 7, 2007

Masters of Innovation

The first thing on my mind when I woke up today was getting a copy of Fully Flared in my hands. So Kyle and I headed down to Pacific Drive Skate shop and picked it up as well as some EZ Js sandwiches.

Let the show begin

Hmm.. as far as a critique of the video, I'd have to say Guy's part was one of my favorites. I was disappointed in Pappalardo's part. The French connection part was really good. I guess what I'm saying is the video lived up to its expectations, expect Anthony. Sad. One word to sum of the video for me would be COMBOS. The whole video consists of combination grinds. Combo grinds must be learned to be be up to par with the OG's. But I definitely recommend the video. It definitely has set the bar for skateboarding for the next couple of years. Fully Flared did not disappoint. Get your skate on!!


Thursday, December 6, 2007

Fully Excited

Get your copies tomorrow kidies, I know I will.


Tuesday, December 4, 2007


Found out today that one of my favorite rappers and one of the kings of swag for the south, 1 part of UGK and one of the greatest sounding rappers(in my opinion) died today. Here's a excerpt from

Rapper was found in Los Angeles hotel room; official cause of death still undisclosed.

By Jayson Rodriguez

Pimp C of the long-running Texas hip-hop group UGK was found dead Tuesday (December 4) in a Los Angeles hotel room. He was 33.

Few details were available at press time, but according to TMZ, the rapper's body was found at the Mondrian Hotel Tuesday morning after the Los Angeles County Fire Department responded to a 911 call. The MC (real name: Chad Butler) was reportedly dead when officers arrived on the scene. The site also cites Captain Ed Winter of the county coroner's office as saying Pimp C may have died of natural causes. Winter reportedly told TMZ that no drug paraphernalia or drugs were found in the room, and it appeared that no one else was present at the time of Pimp C's death. He reportedly said an autopsy will be performed and toxicology test results will be available in six to eight weeks.

No official cause of death had been cited at press time.

A press release issued on behalf of his family Tuesday reads as follows:

"It is with great regret that I must confirm that Chad Butler, a.k.a. Pimp C, one half of the legendary UGK, was in fact discovered dead this morning.

"Manager Rick Martin is asking that everyone please respect his family and those close to him at this time and refrain from rumors and innuendo.

"A formal statement will be released later this afternoon. Thank you all for understanding."

That statement came from Pimp's manager, Rick Martin. It reads: "This morning saw the loss of a man that was not only a client, but a very dear friend at a time when he had the most to live for. He was my best friend and I will always love him. Chad's tragic passing leaves behind mourners the world over, including his mother, wife and children whom Chad loved more than anything. An official cause of death has yet to be determined.

"I was so very proud of Chad and the growth he has shown since his release from prison; as an artist and businessman and as a person. As one half of the legendary Texas group UGK, Chad was finally seeing the results of the years of love and labor that he and Bun B have put in over the years, culminating in the tremendous success of their album, Underground Kingz. Chad was set to soar with not only a new solo deal on Jive Records, but a lucrative publishing deal, a new satellite radio show, several group projects and a national cologne endorsement. Chad had everything to live for, making his unexpected passing a travesty.

"Right now, my number one concern is the well being and livelihood of his family who are the ones most deeply affected by this loss. All efforts will be made to ensure that they are properly cared for in this tragic time and beyond.

As Chad's friend and manager, and on behalf of his family and those closest to him, we ask that you, the press, keep reports of his passing to tributes to his amazing contributions as an artist and wait for the facts surrounding his death to come to light. Please let us all remember Pimp C as the kind and warmhearted man and rap music pioneer that he was."

Barry Weiss, president and CEO of Jive Records, UGK's longtime label, said in a statement released Tuesday: "We mourn the unexpected loss of Chad. He was truly a thoughtful and kind-hearted person. He will be remembered for his talent and profound influence as a pioneer in bringing southern rap to the forefront. He will be missed and our prayers remain with his family and Bun B. I've known Chad since he was 18, and we loved him dearly and he was a cherished member of the Jive family."

The Mondrian Hotel released the following statement to the Los Angeles Times: "Mondrian received calls this morning from the family of Chad Butler inquiring about his whereabouts. Mr. Butler had checked into the hotel on 28 November and, according to the callers, was to have checked out yesterday. Security personnel went to Mr. Butler's room and found him in bed, apparently expired. A 911 call was placed at about 9:20 a.m. and paramedics from the Los Angeles Fire Department responded and pronounced Mr. Butler dead."

Based in Port Arthur, Texas, UGK — Pimp C and Bun B — formed in the late 1980s and released their first album, Too Hard To Swallow, in 1992. While the group long enjoyed a strong underground following, Pimp C was perhaps best known in recent years for the "Free Pimp C" campaign launched by Bun B. Butler was sentenced to eight years in prison in 2002 for failure to comply with probation restrictions following a conviction for aggravated assault, but was released late in 2005..

In the wake of Pimp's imprisonment, Bun B. brought greater fame to the group as scores of hip-hop fans donned "Free Pimp C" T-shirts at shows and shouted the refrain in call-and-respond chants led by Bun B.

The buzz helped the group's comeback LP, UGK: Underground Kingz, debut at #1 on the Billboard albums charts upon its release in August. The album spawned the hit single "International Players Anthem" the video of which featured an all-star cast including Outkast, Three 6 Mafia and others.

Early this year, UGK was voted the #10 Greatest Hip-Hop Group of All Time in an MTV News feature.

UGK entered the mainstream in 1999 after collaborating with Jay-Z on the single "Big Pimpin' " from the Brooklyn rapper's Vol 3: Life and Times of S. Carter. Pimp C said the song, UGK's most mainstream track, was a collaboration he wasn't entirely fond of at first, as he felt the track was too soft for his group's image.

MTV News visited the rapper in prison and spoke with him regarding his tribulations while being incarcerated. Upon his release from prison, Pimp C became an outspoken critic of hip-hop's glamorization of jail.

"It's not a party. It's not fun," Pimp said. "Jail affected my whole family. My family got locked up. My group got locked up. I lost when I went to prison. That's something to be ashamed of, and that's not a badge of honor. My youngest son was 8 years old when I went in. I came back and he's a teenager. I can't get them years back."

Sunday, December 2, 2007

College Life

A glimpse into what my life will look like for the next 72 hours..

The highlight of my day: A togos pastrami rueben sandwich, New England clam chowder, and a little Sunday Night Football.

Writing papers should be considered a crime against humanity.


Friday, November 30, 2007

The true test of Dirtbagism

I'm sure you all have heard about the infamous dirty website If you haven't, you've been living under a rock, or... you're just not an internet nerd like myself, or have sick and twisted friends like myself....well if you haven't heard of it, youtube peoples' reactions to the video, you'll get an idea of what its all about. My friend J Dubbs aka Ol Dirty Wong and Carlo aka Young Cheezy thought they saw the worst of it when they saw 2girls1cup. Little did they know..

Jay watching 2 girls 1 finger with a celebrity guest appearance by Young Cheezy.

Jay and Young Cheezy watching the BME Pain Olympics. I advise you not to watch it, you'll be scarred for life trust me. Listen for the "you're a sick fuck, Carlo".

Young Cheezy views 2 girls 1 finger and Jay goes for round 2 for memorization purposes. Who's the sick fuck now? I know Cheezy is. He can still find a woman attractive despite shit and vomit on her face, a true dirtbag indeed. Hahaha.

They both pass the test. Jay and Carlo congratulations, you are both truly sick and twisted dirtbags.


Rain Rain Go Away

I believe Lil' Wayne was mistaken, it actually does rain in southern California..

The Charger sticker is so appropriate. It's a definite sighting when on the 805. Cheers from rainy SD.


Thursday, November 29, 2007

Take me back to Europe:(

Just another thing to make me miss Pareeeee:/

7 Days Later..

Make sure I don't get saliva into any of your orifices 'cause I got the rage virus somehow last Wednesday at Blush..

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Tight Pants ass wearing ass niggas

This is my friend Jai. Last time I've actually seen him was probably 2 years ago during my NYC trip to New York. The picture here was taken by me from our 4th of July right before we lit fireworks off some beezies apartment roof in Williamsburg.

Jacob and Jai about to swallow a m-5000000000000000. haha

So recently I got back on to myspace after a month and a half hiatus only to find out that my homey Jai has finally shined through(always been one of the Kings of NY, please believe!)on his own track. Congrats son!

23 til Infiniti pictures(FINAL FUCKINGLY!) by Iriko

Some classy SLR(non digital for once) photos from my bday. Finally! Photos by my homey Iriko.

Joma and Hana Goooooo

Special thanks to Mikey from Cool Kids for comin through, Hana, Elliott Giffis(Ultra Vitalence) and Joma again
Kid Seemless, Mr UV again and Hana(Again?!)
Brandon, Stacey, Big Willy, and Ryan enjoyin the bright ass flash
Don't know them....but I wish I did. ahha
Invisble Stripes fam!
Mr. Ultra Vitalence, Mr. Invisible Stirpes, Mr Idrankonetoomanyvodkatonics, and Mr Brian Hong everyone.I know I lagged on these....but whatever. It was my birthday, I lag if I want to. I'll post more when I get more.

P.S Please check out the right hand side of the menu.I've just added a Homies link section of our friends over here at dirtbagsanonymous. Please feel free to check that out when you get the chance.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Human Tetris

We all know the Japanese are the leaders of innovation. Without them we wouldn't have a lot of technology we have today and of course we would not be blessed with Human Tetris...


Friday, November 16, 2007

Really bored

Dirty Drawings. This guy is talented.



Bored. Decided to post shitty backtail on shitty curb.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Skate Break

Kyle and I decided to take a little skate break from studying on a lazy sunday evening. I present a documentation of our local spots and the 30 minute or so session. And Kyle presents his little knowledge of knowing how to film a video on my camera.


Skate poled Vons two step ledge.

WaMu manny pad.

Blunt stall magic nose grab thingamajig manuever out.

Now back to studying. (Sigh)


Saturday, November 3, 2007


Be there or be square. My birthday and the first official DIRTBAGS ANONYMOUS JUMPOFF! RSVP at

Performances by Enoch and P-Funk the king!

On the 1s and 2s are Risky Business/Wild & Crazy Kids own
$ir Tipp
Eddie Ra$kel
and Ruby Red I
Special Guest DJ BEAT STREETS!

Giveouts by the man himself ELLIOTT GIFFIS(ULTRAVITALENCE!)

Friday, November 2, 2007


Congrats homie! For all the years you've been layin it down, the fruits of your labor shine through.! I was there last night but completely forgot my Flashcard for the camera at home:/! (So all you get is this photo from 48 blocks that I bootlegged off Ando)

Get em kid!

Thursday, November 1, 2007


Ahhhh yes. Halloween. Get dressed up as a clever,ridiculous,slutty,etc,etc person. Peep the time I'm writing this and you guest right that mines this year kinda of was whatever. On a better note, I think I've found one of the funniest costumes ever.

Quhn hands down wins my consective years Halloween award for best costume.

On another note, here is a little Halloween music for you all to peep. It's my boy P-funk with another knocker produced by Elemnop's own CeeRock.

P.S Peep yours truly in there wearin the Saddam scarf.

Sunday, October 28, 2007


Obviously with Carlo Almazan's and my birthday looming over head, we've been developing our tolerance for alcohol. The free bday drinks idea is kind of scaring me. Fellow dirtbagger Carlo Almazan has fallen victim to the training though, as shown in pictures from our friend Jenny's 21st bday at Element lounge. hahahaha. SHOW NO MERCY!

BGPs by Turntablholix own Alzy(illefect). Josh, Ariane, Jober(aka Joey Crack), G.

Pissed about no tabs at the back bar

We don't call this blog DIRTBAGS anonymous for nothin.

Joanne definitely approves with that.