Monday, April 30, 2007

Charles Barkley should keep his mouth shut....

.....some quotes coming out of his dumbass bald dome.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.
Charles Barkley

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.
Charles Barkley

I don't think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.
Charles Barkley

I know that I'm never as good or bad as any single performance. I've never believed my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena.
Charles Barkley

I love New York City; I've got a gun.
Charles Barkley

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.
Charles Barkley

I'm no role model.
Charles Barkley

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.
Charles Barkley

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
Charles Barkley

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.
Charles Barkley

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
Charles Barkley

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.
Charles Barkley

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
Charles Barkley

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.
Charles Barkley

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
Charles Barkley

The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
Charles Barkley

The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
Charles Barkley

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
Charles Barkley

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.
Charles Barkley

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
Charles Barkley

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
Charles Barkley

Nick Trapasso in Suffer the Joy.....looks so relaxed on a board. He could probably do a switch tre counting sheep.

-Carlo P(Young Cheeezy)

Let me see that thong

I guess this is the new trend in Japan. It gives a whole new meaning to the word "hipsters".


Sunday, April 29, 2007

Dedicated Fans

The Warriors certainly have the best fans in the NBA.

Need I say more?
Oakland is the Sin City of basketball.

We Believe!

Carleezy Almazan

Fuck Chuck

Charles Barkley can go to hell with all his shit talking about the bay area and the warriors. What city is he trying to hold down? Pheonix? Give me a break. No disrespect to Pheonix but...give me a break.

Anyway, Christmas came early courtesy of my homie Nick from Sequoia. He decided while he was on vacation in SD he'd bless me with some goodies. I'm psyched!

Has anyone seen this commercial. Whoever thought of it is a pure genious because I can't get it out of my head.

Go Warriors!


Saturday, April 28, 2007

Cheap Thrills

Don't know what to say for an introduction. Just watch it . I guess an Indian Micheal Jackson is appropriate. I'll give you this to compare and contrast.


Wednesday, April 25, 2007


Come through and visit the resident genius ELLIOTT GIFFIS! Free hot dogs,hamburgers(hopefully with some fine cheese) and FREE PRODUCT/T-SHIRTS!

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-Carlo P(Young Cheeezy)

Taco Tuesdays

One great thing about San Diego is Taco Tuesdays. Almost every restaurant, bar& grill, and Mexican joint has their own version. Basically, every Tuesday you can get delicious Mexican food and Mexican beers for dirt cheap. Last night we went out to Pacific Beach Bar & Grill. I got 4 tacos (including one steak taco, one mahi mahi taco, and two lobster tacos) and 2 Coronas for 12 bucks. You can't beat that. You just can't.


Monday, April 23, 2007

4:20/Hippie Bash

My roommate Alicia celebrated her 22nd Birthday on Friday as the world celebrated their love for burning trees. That love was celebrated at our house as well.

Alicia (on the right) was surprised with a rendition of Happy Birthday, a giant birthday goblet, and a cake with gummy bears shaped in a peace sign.

Alicia enjoyed the goblet she recieved, taking full advantage of it with some jungle juice.

Everyone knew Alicia had a good time. The whole town knew she had a good time.

Last picture of the night. Peace, Love, and Unity.

The next morning we found out a certain individual didn't show love, peace, or unity to our door knob. Who breaks a door knob off at a party..honestly? But it was once again a great night. Now go plant a tree or save a whale or something.


So Cal Reckord Premiere

The southern California premiere of "Product of the Bay" by Reckord was held recently by yours truly at the exquisite Palm Plaza apartment 10 in sunny San Diego last Thursday. Needless to say people were psyched. Here is a visual record of the night.

The homie Amir was diggin' it.

Beer Pong provided the acivities before, during, and after the video. Always a good time.

The video played all night. Laura loved every second of it and gave the thumbs up to prove it.

Arab George and Kyle showed up fashionably late. Arab George was greeted at the door with,"Are you the guy in the video? You're a star man!" And it continued all night.

After finishing four 30 packs playing beer pong I was out. It was an end to a good night. Reckord for life!


Thursday, April 19, 2007

The Wait is Over

Thirteen years ago there was a team with Hardaway, Spreewell, Mullin, and Webber that took us to the playoffs. Now there's a new array of hungry ballers who have brought the Warriors into the NBA Playoffs once more. B. Davis, J. Rich, Jackson, Harrington, the young guys Biedrins and Ellis the quick. You even got MP Air France and Barnes coming off the bench hot. Each player knows their role on the court and for the team which has given them the oppurtunity to make it to the playoffs. It didnt come easy though playing tough teams towards the end of the season and fighting for the last playoff spot with the Clippers. This is well deserved for Don Nelson and the Warriors. This is gonna be an intense run as they take on Dallas in the first round where they won 5 out of the last 6 contests with them in postseason. Its the playoffs though, its gonna take major focus but i think these boys is ready. Warriors basketball is the most exciting basketball yet and them being in the playoffs is gonna be a great reason to get shit faced drunk and cheer them on! To the NBA: The BAY is IN the AREA bitches and we and ready to play!

Carlo "Easy C" Almazan

Forecast of the's gonna be a fucking blood bath!

As all of you was E.J Castillo's(Ultra Vitalence) bday yesterday.Here's a couple pics from last night.Unfortunately I was low on batteries and I drank way too much sake, so I only got two pictures...

Dom cheesing, bday boy E.J, Elliott(Ultra Vitalence), and Hana Go(Ultra Vitalence) waiting for dinner.

My soon to be Vegas travel buddies Louie(Sorry about the cut off!), Uncle John, Corpus, and Will. We we're all hyped......WARRIORS FOR 07. DON NELSON FOR PRESIDENT!

This weekend though.....

Like I's gonna be a fucking blood bath!

-Carlo P(Young Cheeezy)

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Time to reflect...then try to smile

My heart goes out to the families who lost loved ones in the Virginia Tech shootings. God bless you all and my preyers go out to your friends and familes.

Inspite of all this,we should all remember that although this tragedy will never be forgotten .Many of the people who passed away would want us to live on happily again. Here's a little something I found that might lighten the mood. God bless to all again and make sure to keep all the deceased in your preyers tonight.

-Carlo P(Young Cheeezy)

Crazy World..

Thoughts and prayers go out to all those who were lost and the friends and families affected by the tragedy in Virginia. I cant imagine being in a situation as the one that happened yesterday. I just realized that our generation has lived through some of the most horrific and tragic events in world history. We are in a war for no apparent reason, 33 students were killed for no apparent reason, our planet is getting fried for an apparent reason but decide not to act upon it, but all we can concentrate on is who New York picked on the I Love New York finale. Dont mean to get emo, but its a crazy world we live in....


Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Lunch time!

Did a quick mission with Elliott(Ultra Vitalence) to drop some trucks off to the Port of Oakland and got some grub. The question is not why we did....but where we went and how we did it. As to enlarge.

I think 60% of the pictures I took of Elliott today were on the phone. Haha. Beginning of the day.

This little Hot Dog kept following me when we were on Powell. I think he was lost.

Off to Emeryville then the Port of Oakland to do the business. 3 white Chevy S10s....kinda weird.

Those port guys must have some fun. Check out the little driving range they set up.

Back to SF. Went to 32nd and Taravel to get some sandwiches.....

Then checked out Elliots baby....the Peugeot(not the car...the moped)! Of course first he showed it off....

Then of course I did.

The End.

P.S. It's E.J and Elliott's bday bash on 4/20. Be there and wish all these fuckers a happy birthday. Love you fuckers! Cheers to buying beer and gambling legally!

-Carlo P(Young Cheeezy)

Monday, April 16, 2007

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays:/

Pictures from the weekend.Click pics to enlarge


Breakfast with Alex, JD,and Ryan (%10).Ryan spent 8+ on his breakfast!

Grinding as usual. Lunch with Cam(ReckordSF).

HUFs. My Pier 7 friends Eugene(HUF,MashSF) and Jordane(HUF,Jump-Zine) working hard.

-Saturday sucked.haha

-Sunday was pleasant


This old woman was waiting for the bus stop on 19th. Shit is trill!

Went out to skate Lincoln with Cam and new buddy Eric.

We met up with Aldo(ReckordSF) and Ejae(ReckordSF). I have no idea how Ejae got up or got down from there........

All I know is he shouldn't have stayed up there. Most of us we're throwing tennis balls at him within the minute he got up there.

After,we all got some refreshments on Taravel st.
Aldo told me he hit some kid on a bike with his car. I thought he was joking. Guess not. Hence the tire marks on the air cowl.

Fed pigeons Spicy Hot Cheetos. Weird

So this is the part where there is no pictures at the Colma skatepark because some kid stole my camera and we chased him all the way to Colma bart. Mike York said it best, "Never be a hater to another skater." That event kind of defeated the purpose though. Stupid little bastards. I got my camera back its ok. Haha.

Ended up at DC skatepark.
Cam killing the mini ramp at Daly City. Switch 5-0s on it? He had them on lock kid.

After a bit of skating, we ended up at Hawaiin(Is that how you spell it?) Drive in.

This fat lady kept bumping Cam and Ejae. She looked miserable like she hated what she just ate. I think she was just pissed cause we were so loud.

The End of another weekend. Cheers.

-Carlo P(Young Cheeezy)